ADVENTURE DECORATING
Posted: July 7, 2011 Filed under: Uncategorized 1 Comment »a whimsical journey into the land of that ultimate leisure environment
MIXED EMOTIONS
a helpful little decorator trick from the kind folks at curved space . . .
. . . hold on , don’t hit that nail . . here , let the kids hold up that picture . . and as for you mom , why not back up a little . . see , who needs a hot shot designer to show you where to hang it , when all you really needed was a little more perspective . . . and oh , just try backing up a little more . . see it’s already getting clearer . . . and now you’d like to back up a little more you say, but you’re running out of space . . no problem, here , try this mirror . . and oh , isn’t that a lovely little picture . .wright on , here’s looking at you kid
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CURVED SPACE
PUTTING FURNITURE DESIGN RIGHT BACK INTO YOUR HANDS
hiya there boys ‘n girls. i’m long john jerryringer
ya i’m the two headed boy and i don’t mind
some people may think our life must be a real rough grind
but that’s not our problem
specially with all the other things our mind scan find
ya, i’m long john jerryringer and we don’t mind
for some people our talk may appear starnge
but that’s not the way we see it
cause it’s really all so easy to rearrange
ya right, he’s long john jerryringer, we’re the two headed boy
and she’s still trying to figure out who spoke
and even though you may think jerry the chamellion’s a joke
it’s really me and a big pizza pie under the cloak
howdy folks, i’m long john jerryringer
i’m a two headed ventriloquist and we don’t mind
and even though the outside feels a bit like mist
i guess you can’t blame her
for wanting to know who she just kissed
wright on, we’re having’ long john jerryringer over for dinner
and i dont’t care what we wear
for what good are clothes when you’ve got so much hair
ya, i’m really long john jerryringer
and we’re happy to be free as a lark
and even though you may want to put up your fences
strange considerin’ we’re only here to replenish your senses
and then just when you thought we didn’t have a heart
we break right down just like like a rock under a shell in the park
remembrin’ the joy we had as beatles
why a rollin’ stone don’t gather no moss
hay, i don’t have to take this lying down
old wives tales of where, how, and why they landed the arc
and of course, when you got skin this thick
you might just as well call it bark
ya we’re really john and we do care
and even though you might have thought
we only came here to put the wind back into your sail
you and i, we both know
that all we really needed was a glorious tale
NEXT WEEK : FAST FORWARD TO FEB 22, 1987
first there was this green that looked like gold , and that gold that looked like green . . . usually wrapped in phantastic plastic , to make sure they didn’t lose their sheen
. . . and then , just
when we thought we’d saved everyone from those scary , hairy monsters in green , along comes this sawed off orange one, and even a burgundy ‘n grey phantom with bumpers that’d somehow gleam in between
. . . and then a black one , and a white one , til you’d actually begin to think you could no longer be seen
. . . and wild tales of flyin’ cows , outlandish fish , and cats in spats were everywhere to be seen
. . . and of course , after that , what was there left to do but have dinner in a peaceful white room , clad in nothing more than a rose of pink . . . surrounded by , you got it , a forest of tasty greens
. . . and what was for dinner . . why refried monster , electric banana , and of course an extra helping of peaches ‘n cream
. . . yes indeed , there are literally a million couleurs under the sun . . . just as there are a million suns on the run , just to accentuate the fun
. . . and oh , isn’t it funny how they all relate . . . precisely , give ‘em a try . . it might just be great . . . and oh , would you please pass the cottage cheese . . hay who said that
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